May 2013
slutsy:
we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already
Project 80: The Blog: Still Waiting To Say "I Do" →
project80:
Sunday, May 19th, 2013
“Exactly when did you make the choice to be straight?”- Jackie Reed
History is currently being decided in the courts of our country. The Supreme Court is taking on two cases that have the potential to redefine marriage in the United States. The first case, Prop…
Project 80: The Blog: Sunday, March 31, 2013 →
project80:
Are Asians Smarter Than Everyone Else?
“Of course you’re good at math, you’re Asian.”
“You’re black, of course you can play basketball.”
“A Jew? Are you going to be a doctor or a lawyer?”
Stereotypes are not novel phenomena, and they’re not going away anytime soon…
theanti90smovement:
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
imaginary-bullshi7:
I love how all the beliebers get pissy at drake bell and say he doesn’t even do anything anymore when he is the fucking ultimate spiderman.
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
harrysarse:
but harry is so polite and friendly, i bet if you broke into his house and lay waiting naked on his bed he’d just come in and blink and furrow his eyebrows like “oh…hiiiiiii…..sorry…you okay? do you want a drink? did you want a photo? you might have to leave…sorry to be annoying”
“How vain it is to sit down to write
when you have not stood up to live.”
– Henry David Thoreau (via halatus)
joan-watson:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
kadabbs:
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
smokehoran:
lets talk about sex and harrys dick and masturbating
doncasturbate:
I think this is the closest we’re gonna get to a punk niall
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
shotawars:
shotawars:
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
gay4zayn:
we should stop buying 1D shit so they can go bankrupt and they would have no other choice other than filming a porno
hateruess:
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
